I was such a nice customer today. I was well mannered, polite, and made the order short. Why would you fuck me over and give me a shitty ass cup so I could spill Dr. Pepper everywhere on me, the table, and the floor. Then I ask nicely for some extra napkins and tell you what I need them for, and you only give me 2! Why are you such an asshole Subway but yet still make delicious sandwiches.
